Happy Mother's Day Ma. I am sorry about all the other stuff that I have done to piss you off, I really do love you and don't want to constantly disappoint you no matter how it seems I try to. I am sorry that I am not able to be at home for today. I was going to send the card that I bought and then I thought that this might be a nicer idea. I hope that you have a great day and enjoy yourself, you undoubtedly deserve it for having to put up with me.
Love,
Denis